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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 04:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Belmont Stakes 2025: Odds, horses, prediction, complete bettor’s guide - New York Post

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Is it because Trump is impulsive that he is never on time?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What made Sally Field a standout choice for "Smokey and the Bandit" despite her reputation as a serious actress after "Sybil"?

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Do Flat Earthers exist today? If so, where do they live?

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do siblings (or other close relatives) stop visiting each other as they grow older? Why does this happen with so many people nowadays?

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is the definite integral of x^x from 0 to 2?

So they tried

share office space ...

Then came..

Shane Bieber Suffers Potential Setback In Elbow Rehab - MLB Trade Rumors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

6 Foods You Should Be Eating for Bone Health, According to Dietitians - Yahoo

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

How can I remove decimals in math?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Fishing is a popular pastime on many US beaches. What is a type of saltwater fish commonly caught from piers or by wading (flounder, redfish, etc.)?

No go.

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.